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Hello, Glitch Witches.
Welcome to a series titled “My Contact Story”. If you missed the earlier parts, make sure you go back & revisit as they contain valuable context for what you’re about to read.
Yay. We’ve reached the fun part: my contact stories.
Now that I’ve laid the foundation for my approach to the Contact Phenomenon and its relationship to brain wave states and consciousness evolution, I can really begin to tell you everything that’s happened.
I’ve really gone back & forth about how I want to lay this all out for you, how I want to pace it, etc.
It’s challenging because this did NOT start last summer—though last summer my contact experiences started to get really direct and explicit in nature.
I’ve been having contact experiences my whole life…but I did not have any context for what was happening, so I worked within the frameworks I knew at the time.
Part of me wants to go WAY back, take you to the very beginning, unfold the story on a linear timeline…
Except, that doesn’t make sense, because time is not linear, and my contact journey has not unfolded in a linear way.
So I’ve decided to begin by sharing with you, verbatim, what I wrote in my journal last summer (July 2024) when I woke up and was transported to a spaceship for the first time.
Everything extends forwards and backwards in time from that moment, like spokes on a wheel.
Kinda like that movie Memento (anyone else remember the chokehold that movie had on us in the early aughts?).
So here’s the context:
I did one of Lyssa Royal Holt’s contact workshop recordings asynchronously. I did the first day of the audio, including the initial contact meditation, and that night…
Everything changed.
What follows is the Contact Entry I wrote in my journal that night, immediately after the experience ended.
Remember. This really happened, though perhaps not on the physical plane of reality as we have come to know it.
This wasn’t a dream (lucid or otherwise). My FULL consciousness—and awareness of myself as Lisa—was in tact.
So here we go…
Tuesday, July 16, 2024, 1:00 AM
Yesterday I downloaded one of Lyssa Royal Holt’s contact workshops meant for those new to contact work.
When I did the initial contact meditation I had an Encounter with my Contact Team—it seems primarily 3 beings — large heads, tall. I was getting advanced Zeta vibes, long purple and gold robes, I heard “commander” vibes, very galactic, very evolved Zeta. I did also sense Arcturian energy, I felt some Essassani as well, my mind was interfering so I let go of trying to categorize.
During the experience I had different body tingles and felt some work happening on my heart. I had a sense also that the “jelly band” is the “vibration state” I experience in “sleep paralysis” — now 100% sure that these have ALWAYS been contact experiences.
I felt a lot of what was being processed was fear and paradox. I came out of the meditation, peed, and went to sleep.
A few hours later I “woke” in the vibration state/jelly band to what I can only describe as process of being lifted up. I was quite clearly being moved to another location.
I then became aware that I was on a ship in a very sterile environment (lots of what looked like metal). I could not move. I felt extreme terror as I became conscious of what was happening. I wanted it to stop.
There was a Zeta like being who felt very malicious in the moment. Now that I recall it, it seems it was a distortion, there was no actual malice, perhaps some mechanical behavior/movements plus some excitement, that excitement was being perceived by me and distorted by my fear.
I felt immense pressure in my tale bone/pelvis became afraid of sexual violation. I felt intense pressure in the top of my head.
Then I became aware of a skinny LONG needle-like probe being inserted into the top of my head. Then it was as though my whole body electrified.
It felt painful, excruciating at first and then it became ecstatic, with my whole spine vibrating with light.
It seems at this point there was more I don’t quite remember, like I think they explained to me more about who they were and what they were doing, and I had this AHA moment of realizing I was NOT a victim, this was a collaboration, and I needed to surrender. The resistance was what was making it painful and terrifying.
They were benevolent and I had the sense this had happened MANY times before but this was the first time I’d become truly conscious and aware, the first time I’d retain the memory.
And I became ECSTATIC and EXCITED.
At this point it seemed this treatment was over and I dissolved/morphed into a dream. There was something to do with kundalini. And then I POPPED awake. Just suddenly wide awake, full remembering.
I laid here for a bit, processing, before I finally said (whispered) — that was real. I went over it in my mind for a bit and feel/felt shockingly calm and unafraid. (I’m getting glimpses now of a craft so I believe I must have saw one) — and then got up to pee.
Came back and started to doze/drift off when they began to speak/communicate. They said they’d done an upgrade to my communication system (?) that supports my channeling. They said ti’s a (antennae/homing beacon/device) that supports my channeling.
This implant has been in me for a long time and they have gradually and periodically increased the voltage to attune with where I was at energetically. They never wanted it to go too fast or they’d overload/short out (power outage reference). They said this device is in my head (opening/receiving at my crown) and is organic/plasmic in nature. This helps with language and energy translation via channeling and other downloading means.
After this came through I knew I needed to write it all down.
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I like your explanation of the jelly band- I think to myself “I am buzzing” when that happens. It just feels like I am full of electricity or some kind of current.